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Apr24

THEATRE REVIEWS? WE'VE GOT THEATRE REVIEWS

Sunday, 24 April 2011 Categories // Arts and Entertainment, Movies

Louise Binder aka Dame Velveeta Peron brings you capsule reviews of what shows she's seen lately

More Fine Girls - Not Fine Enough
 
This play at the Tarragon is one of the unfunniest slpastick comedies I have ever seen. What was Anne-Marie MacDonald thinking of ? Avoid unless masochist.
 
Zero Hour - Felt more like Zero Week
 
This is a one man show at the Al Green Theatre. It is a monologue by an actor playing Zero Mostel. He was excellent. The show felt so dated. I know the McCarthy era was terrible but I must admit that it all pales in comparison to today's events.Not that that is a good thing.
 
Our Class
 
This play at the Berkeley Theatre is about a school class of Jews and non-Jews in a school in Poland leading up to the Second World War. The acting was excellent; the story well written and the set very simple and non-distracting.Unlike the Zero Mostel play, the feeling I had was that I could be anywhere in a class of students of different faiths and beliefs in so many parts of the world today. It is not a happy message but one that is universal and must not be forgotten.
 
Wit's End - Sandra Shamas One Woman Show
 
I have been to each of Sandra Shamas' shows. I have also met her a few times as she supported Voices of Positive Women in the early years. I have always liked her shows very much. She says all the things women think and rarely say. The problem with this show for me is that I have reached an age and stage where I do say all of these things outloud and so do my girlfriends (in every context of that word.) So, while all of the dialogue in the first half resonated for me and I laughed along, it didn't feel like being in on an inside joke anymore. People say menopause and pubic hair loss left, right and centre these days.She certain hit the right spots ( so to speak) but the shock value is gone for me. We just a room full of pals reciting our common experiences, cozy, bonding.
 
The second half was more interesting for me in many ways. Here, Shamas discovers her sense of self and her inner peace. Aside from the dead rat story( which my animal loving girlfriend found offensive) it is an excellent piece of writing.Unlike the first half, I did feel like there was a message that only a few of us have learned- that we must all find the experineces and activities in life that give us a sense of belonging, of nurturing, of giving back to this place that has housed us for many years.
Apr20

MOVIE REVIEWS? WE GOT MOVIE REVIEWS

Wednesday, 20 April 2011 Categories // Arts and Entertainment

Louise Binder aka Dame Velveeta Peron has been busy. Here’s a bumper bundle of reviews of what movies she’s seen lately

The Topp Twins: Untouchable Girls Very touching: Very touchable

This documentary is a pure delight. These two New Zealand lesbian activist singers are a complete joy. They have an amazing life story and they use their music and characters for fun and education about many causes. You cannot help but be engaged by these women; you will learn much about how to have a full, satisfying and emotionally healthy life. Told with humour and happiness.

Warning: Don’t expect great fashion tips from this film.

Tata,

Dane Velveeta Peron

*****

 Unknown  Satisfying Little Thriller

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Liam Neeson plays a scientist who is the victim of identity theft. The movie takes you though the twists and turns of unravelling this story. It has some car chases and other tricks but mainly it's solid, well written, well acted and unpretentious. I liked it much more than I expected. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Yours in thrill seeking,

Dame VP

*****

 Certified Copy

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True Confession: I generally find Juliette Binoche a boring little actress. Other True Confession: I loved the film, “My dinner with Andre.” This is another film in that genre: a two person tour de force with Binoche rising brilliantly to the role of wife and mother. She plays off very well against her male protagonist. The banter is witty, believable and poignant. As a bonus we get scenes of the Italian countryside and small towns that are remarkable. This is a quiet surprising story that keeps the audience absolutely riveted or, if insensitive clods - and you know who you are- fast asleep by the second scene.

Yours for clever banter conversation,

 Dame Velveeta Peron

*****

Littlerock

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Japan meets small town Southern U.S. in this quirky little film of two young non-English speaking teens who end up in this backwater where they meet young “doing nothing, going nowhere “ boys and a great Spanish-speaking restaurant cook. The amazing lesson of this film is that there three languages going on at the same time and no one seems to care that the person to whom they are speaking doesn’t know what they are saying. They just interpret the answer to mean what they want. Could there be a message in this for us? I was once told that listening is not just waiting to speak. Could that be our problem?

From one who knows,

Dame Velveeta Peron

*****

Of Gods and Men But the Gods were off duty as usual

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Leaving men to do the heavy lifting. This is a thought provoking, humane, inspirational true story about a group of 8 aging monks in the 1990s living in a small town in the Middle East, probably Afghanistan. They live peacefully with the village people (not to be confused with The Village People) tending their sick, providing counselling and support. When terrorists invade the town, killing townspeople, they must search their souls about whether to leave or to stay. The discussions in the group are utterly believable. Wonderful acting, subtle directing, excellent story of courage, literally, under fire. Don’t miss.

Your agnostic friend,

Dame Velveeta Peron

*****

Hanna  Gripping Action film

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True Confession : I didn’t intend to see this film. I ended up at the wrong cinema (have two near my home and do this often). Without time to get to the other one, I chose Paul but as I was walking by the poster for Hanna I went in there instead. Worst case, I get two hours of Eric Bana eye candy. What I got was much more - a great action flick, predictable in many ways but so well done. Cate Blanchett was great as the bad girl - although I do think she is getting too thin. Eric Bana was as promised. His daughter was beautiful and well played. I’d take this over HiddenTiger any old day.

Yours for action movies and cute people,

Dame Velveeta Peron

 *****

The Lincoln Lawyer Lawyers at their sleaziest- Yeah

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This is a slick, well put together lawyer movie – great banter, twists and turns galore, good acting by Michael McConaghey (about time), Marisa Tomei and a gaggle of other good actors. Sheer fun. Yeah endorphins. Go for sure.

Yours as a recovering lawyer needing a fix,

Dame Velveeta Peron

Mar08

Lady Gaga delivers the Goods and more

Tuesday, 08 March 2011 Categories // Arts and Entertainment

Louise Binder left her poker face at home, saying no to bad romance. She gets off the telephone long enough to say she was born this way, baby!

I went to see Lady Gaga last week. True confessions: I knew little about her before then (Editor's note WTF?) except that I coveted her shoes immensely and youth love her. Now youth and I love her.

I was prepared to be very critical when she started the show an hour and a half late, but that melted away quickly. This showman gives it her all. She has an amazing voice and swears she has never lip-synced in any performance of any kind. She has the most astonishing dancing and acting talent. She is the woman in each generation that we need when we are young who tells us to be who we are and not to listen to all of those jaded and stupid adults who want to rain on our parade. She tells us that we are alll beautiful, inside and out.She supports dinervisty of every kind and speaks especially of gay rights. Who doesn't want to hear those messages ? She speaks of the desire we have for peace and love around the world. She is in the genre of Mae West, Marilyn Monroe, Madonna who pushed the enveloped as far as they could given the times in which they entertained and still do.

Her fashions were outstanding. She is a star, not just a performer. She works for her money.

I wish more people in the "adult" category were going to see her. We could use some of her optimism and hope in these bleak but changing times. We might remember why we had so much of it when we were young. I did. Thanks to my housemate Sammie who bought the tickets for us knowing that inside me there was a little monster just waiting to put her paws up. And there was.

Dame Velveeta Peron

PositiveLite says: Dame Velveeta: you could be the new Lady Gaga.  For starters, you need to listen to this video - played LOUD - over and over and over again.

Mar02

Biutiful - a film that is so much more than that.

Wednesday, 02 March 2011 Categories // Arts and Entertainment, Movies

OUR MOVIE CRITIC LOUISE BINDER DECLARES BIUTIFUL SIMPLY - EMMM - BEAUTIFUL

Poignant, brilliantly acted and directed, and teeming with the complexity of humans and humanity, Biutiful should win Best Foreign Film and Javier Bardem, best actor but it probably won't, for political reasons.
Javier Bardem has such a range  to his acting that it is hard to imagine that he is not actually the character he is playing . Arritu has crafted a magnificent tale of life and love that has lessons in it for all of us but he teaches them so subtly you do not realize it until after you have left the theatre  .I have never before been to a full screening where the audience was utterly silent throughout the entire film, mesmerized by the story  unfolding before them.
Simply perfect.
 
Bye for now,
 
Dame Velveeta Peron
 
Feb06

REVIEW: Did Green Hornet Sting or Suck?

Sunday, 06 February 2011 Categories // Arts and Entertainment, Movies

Louise Binder puts on the sunglasses and secretly sneaks in to see the new Sci-fi movie The Green Hornet

Dear Readers,


Re: Green Hornet

"Why," you ask in horror, "did you go to see the Green Hornet?"

I can only answer that it was excess of generosity brought on by the love of a dear friend and the fact that he never chooses the films ( and dear reader, never will again.)

I remember absolutely nothing about the plot, the acting ( so to speak), the costumes or the actors. If you have no life, no friends and too much money this may be the film for you.

Yours in total embarrassment,

Dame Velveeta Peron

Jan31

Movie Review: Somewhere goes Nowhere

Monday, 31 January 2011 Categories // Arts and Entertainment, Movies

Our intrepid movie critic Louise Binder doesn't like Somewhere. Here's why.

Who cares about the existential angst of a rich hunky movie actor who gets laid by everyone he meets, stays in fabulous hotels and eats and drinks only the best? Not I, Ms. Coppola. Ever heard of Haiti, Pakistan, Tunisia, Lebanon, Ukraine .....? Look them up. The only good line is at the end of the film when his wife tells him to volunteer to cure his depression. Duh. Even watching Stephen Dorff didn’t save this stinker. If you are going somewhere, make it nowhere near a theatre showing this film.

Tata,

Dame Velveeta Peron

PositiveLite says "just watch the trailer instead . . ."

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